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He's a self proclaimed genius, and doesn't even consider a girl if she can't answer his old classic questions. One girl, a ginger, walks up, and he asks,"If a tree falls in the forest, but there is no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?" She couldn't answer, and gave up and left.

A. Joke # If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl%(15). Jul 15, inkaStepa wrote: My teacher posd the question"if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?" First I said"if it's in the middle of the forest something is bound to hear it fall.".

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it - Joke Jet If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it It means my illegal logging business is a successEstimated Reading Time: 3 mins. If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes Chuck Norris hears it.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it… …then my illegal logging business is a success.

Chuck Norris can hear everything. A lumberjack walks into a magic forest selects a tree to fell. Just as he starts to swing his axe, the tree shouts" Wait, I'm a talking tree!!" The lumberjack grinned and replied"And you will dialogue!".

Logging jokes that are not only about sapling but actually working forest puns like If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it and If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it. The Best 17 Logging Jokes. Jan 28, If a tree falls on a woman and nobody is around to hear it, why was a tree in the kitchen?

If a man says something in the forest, and no woman is there to hear it, is he still wrong? If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the trees laugh? I don’t have a tree falling joke. I Estimated Reading Time: 7 mins.